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Showing posts with label Sexy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sexy. Show all posts

Saturday, 15 August 2009

New Pattern

We have now started the new shift pattern...after discussion over discussion we decided to apply this new shift pattern...which I think quite productive in term of long term performance enhancement...

1. Evening-night (UK) shift continuously (3 months or more)
2. 4 days evening-night (UK) shift per week
3. 3 Patterns: A - Off day is Fri, B - Off day is Mon and C - Off day is Wed
4. No pay cut, instead evening-night allowance continues as normal

Right! I'm currently been allocated to Pattern A as I was off yesterday and I'm on to Pattern B next week which also means that I have 4 days off this week!!!

This week alone, it was a tiring week for me....I had and will be monitoring our 2 new colleagues.....the manager has told me that perhaps from next week onwards for a couple of weeks..I would need to stop supporting customers for awhile but guiding new colleagues to ensure they guided customers to do the right thing...

It's a relief but I don't really prefer to do this...we have a performance statistic report every week since July..it tells you how many calls have you dealt with, average duration on phone, how many calls have been resolved in 1/2/3/4/5 days, utilisation of hours work and lastly percentage of performance....I'm proud of myself!!! I beat the UK colleagues twice consecutively in July by becoming "Employee of the Week"...I'm hoping to continue my streak this week as well..hehe..fingers crossed :P

In UK, if you were the "Employee of the Week"...you'd be honoured with a bottle of champagne (not sure what type of champagne) I suppose I should have got 2 bottles of champagne by now...

Anyway, 4 days off!!! Timely for holiday or vacation huh...too bad as I have another obligation...teda orang mahu jaga ayam sama kambing nanti ba...haha...as usual, any day off would be a chance for me to do some house chores then followed by relaxation....relaxation would not feel good without DVDs!!!! I bought couple more DVDs and DVD holders yesterday...I've watched 4 out of 14 DVDs up 'till 2am today...

Above was taken whilst cleaning my room yesterday....some of my DVD collections and I'm happy to see how many I have collected and stored safely (currently over 800 DVDs.....RULE: No DVD can go out of my house...sorry kedekut sikit kama rather than getting mad when someone borrows but they don't take care of my precious nicely) I couldn't really remember when I started to be fussy about DVD's quality (picture, audio and subtitle) but since then I never buy DVD if the shop-owner-kinda-friend to me says it's not 100% (100% indicates it's a copy of an original DVD, more or less to that standard)

According to Welism....
1. Women for sex, love companion and satisfaction
2. DVDs for relaxation
3. Sleep for energy
4. Foods for nutrients, health and energy
5. Beers for fun and enjoyment (universal ba ni..hehe)
6. Love for happiness
7. Marriage for future generation and life companion
8. Shopping for self rewarding
9. Money for needs and exploration

Thursday, 13 August 2009

Reflections

How many times have you heard people telling you, either direct or indirectly that you're cute?

Well, kambang juga la buntut sama lubang hidung bila kana cakap macam itu kan...kalau masa lubang hidung kambang mengambang...automatis buli masuk coin 10 sen terus....hahaha...

It would be one of the nicest compliment you might want to hear but what IF...it comes from...not the opposite sex...instead from the same sex?????? women might find this fine but men??? It happened couple of times (from men and "lady boy") but from someone who you have just met (few days ago)..is that really alright as an introduction?

How would you feel about it?
A. Over the moon
B. Flatter
C. Embarrased
D. Grateful
E. Happy
F. Humble
G. Hysterical
H. Blush
I. Joyful
J. Sexy
K. Suspicous
L. Kambang Lubang Hidung

I'd be grateful, humble and happy....and a little suspicous...haha..but most of the time I'd just ignore...haha...

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

I'm 'NOT' smarter than you IF

Am I NOT smarter than you if
A. You buy this for your child (regardless of gender)
B. You buy this for your girlfriend
C. You buy this for your boyfriend
D. You buy this as a birthday present
E. You buy this as an exchange gift-present for Christmas
F. You buy this for your pets
G. You buy this for your husband
H. You buy this for yourself
I. You buy this for a kitchen napkin

Sunday, 14 September 2008

Random Luck

Ok la Jerry..since I have nothing to do now, I better do it now....

I was planning to do this earlier yesterday when I was still up at around 6am but I guess it was just my eyes that were not helping although my mind was already tired when I arrived home..well, I left the office approximately at 2am (Saturday)...but still I went to office to do some LAN and machines maintenance later that evening just to ensure everything is up and running properly..I don't want to interrupt others when they have works to continue...our server broke down 2 weeks ago and we were left with no choice, that we (me and the Manager) had to reconfigure the router as well as each machines to a designated TCP/IP settings in order to get a direct connection to the UK's LAN without using VPN connection at all...

I've read 2 results out of this tag from Jerry and his lucky victim Claire...I agreed and thought it is best that the lucky 10 shall be selected randomly rather planned kan..so, I have selected 10 names and here it goes..lihat siapa yang kena....

1. The who tag/pass you is?
Wel: JerryInc

2. Your relationship with him/her is?
Wel: None - fellow blogger and perhaps soon to be drinking partner..

3. Your 5 impressions of him/her?
Wel: Drinker, logop, boozer, jugger, boroi (impact of those 4..He.he)

4. The most memorable thing she/he had done for you?
Wel: avid visitor to my blog

5. The most memorable thing she/he had said to you?
Wel: I'm sexy..wahaha...

6. If she/he become your lover you will?
Wel: I may need to make a big decision for "operation" ni tau...ha.ha..

7. If she/he become your lover, thing she/he has to improve on will be?
Wel: He has to accept that the feeling wouldn't be the same as......"operation" ba Jerry..jangan komplen..ha.ha...

8. If she/he become your enemy, you will?
Wel: Let's put things behind...then continue minum stout...ha.ha...

9. If she/he become your enemy, the reason will be?
Wel: I can't think of any reason..perhaps..he wants to do me?haha...I'll try la kasi rela diri Jerry..haha..

10. The most desired thing you want to do for her/him now is?
Wel: emmmm.......none I think..emmm...

11. Your overall impression of her/him is?
Wel: Great guy..sensitive...

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
Wel: Am I an alien to you? Nuh..I don't really care..law of the nature - mind your own business...

13. The characters you love of yourself are?
Wel: I'm who I am..huhu...

14. On the contrary, the characters you hate of yourself are?
Wel: Let me worry about this..

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Wel: Millionaire (alang-alang Billionaire pun buli juga bah)..wahahahaa....

16. For people that care and like you, say something to them:
Wel: Thanks and God bless you..now buy me a drink...ha.ha.....

17. Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you.
Wel: They are (alpha order) - 1. Andrik, 2. Claire, 3. FloC, 4. Joan, 5. Kuai, 6. Mell, 7. Oiga, 8. Reno, 9. Sweetie, 10. Vera

18. Who is No.6 having relationship with?
Wel: Inda tahu ooo...

19. Is No.9 a male or female?
Wel: Female..

20. If No.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
Wel: I wouldn't know but he's already married...so no IF lagi..

21. What is No.2 studying about?
Wel: Not a student anymore.....but you can ask her course in U if you'd like to..

22. When was the last time you had a chat with No.3?
Wel: emmm...I think it was a year ago..reunion at Bwen's house..

23. What kind of music band does No.8 like?
Wel: Dusun mesti la saya rasa...and ballads..wahaha....

24. Does No.1 have any siblings?
Wel: I wouldn't know..but I think he has...

25. will you woo No.3?
Wel: Wahahaa.."woo! punya bau kantut kau!", done....haha..

26. How about No.7?
Wel: What with No.7? Lucky and favourite number for lots of people ba tu..

27. Is No.4 single?
Wel: I have no idea at all...

28. What is the surname of No.5?
Wel: Haha..I don't know..

29. What's the hobby of No.10?
Wel: Makin lama makin panat pula mau balik-balik p check to list tau..ha.ha..kumpul setem saya rasa..haha...No, if I'm not mistaken she loves to watch movies..betul ka?

30. Does No.5 and 9 get along well?
Wel: I think they do if they meet and hang out together...

31. Where is No.2 studying at?
Wel: Adeh...suda saya kestau kan..she's no more a student lah..

32. Talk something casually about No.1?
Wel: Brilliant!

33. Have you tried developing feelings for No.6?
Wel: Wahaha...malu la saya..haha..ni macam mengurik jiwa perasaan nurani ni tau...haha..I haven't thought about that, she's a good pretty young lady bah..not a good idea huh...

34. Where does No.9 live at?
Wel: Kindets..balik-balik mau p check tu list di atas...di Bundusan ka tu darling....haha..

35. What colour does No.4 like?
Wel: Her blog's background colour is pink..so, I'd guess pink la...

36. Are No.5 and 1 best friends?
Wel: They could be...orang Sabah friendly bah...

37. Is No.7 the sexiest person in the world?
Wel: Absolutely yes to his wife....haha..

38. What is No.6 doing now?
Wel: Again, checking the list...darn it!!.haha..at this time around..mesti la tidur..2:56am sudah bah ni....

There you go! Done it and it was absolutely tiring..panjang mau scroll up and down..huhu..thanks though, it was fun.hehe....lots of possibilities huh and it'll be fun when we, randomly select the lucky 10...Sorry that this tag is a bit longer to the bottom..I was left with no option bah...38 soalan tu tau..macam menjawab soalan survey pula...

Hope you guys had a great weekend!Cheers!