My part time job as a male whore

This is going to be a simple and short post...I've been tagged by a Cinderella (because she's so white....egg white bila kana masak..and thanks to someone yang ajar sia mengeja Cinderella..ko la penyelamat bangsa..) very lame one..but it looks fun...well, I'm having the beiolman syndrome today..I'm feelin' extra good today....rape me-i let you rape me twice..you fuck me-I want more....huhu..

1. Take a recent picture of yourself right now
Wel: done..done..done..done..done..done...done (x5)....

1.1 Adik, abang, kakak, makcik, pakcik dan nenek-nenek, ada berapa banyak kah gambar yang telah di ambil oleh si bengong ini?
Wel: Betul ka ni tag dia ni...hahaha...done(x5) = 5....lepas tu ada 6 lagi...6+5=11 gambar-gambar..

2. Don't change your clothes, Don't fix your hair..just take a picture
Wel: Again?!!..done..done..

3. Post that picture without editing
Wel: Ok..sia inda mengedit sebab inda tau mengedit..huhu..

4. Post these intruction with your picture
Wel: Done...

5. Tag 10 people to do this
Wel: Sia pilih....

Kuai [sorry ah kuai..ko penat lagi tapi sia rindu ko lama suda ba'h'.......lama inda nampak]
Mell [yang ini..betul-betul mau minta kebenaran jejaka bernama fred la...kalau buli dan sudi silakan sumandak tagalog..hehe..]
Claire [huhu..jan belas dendam ah claire..ko garang dan ganas...tapi best..kasi ngam mood la ba lain kali..huhu]
Sweetie [ehem..ehem...ling oh ling..pakai yang inda nampak dari atas punya ah..sebak jantung jejaka lain nanti...belum lagi nanti masuk hospital kurang darah bedarah hidung...]
Vera [...........blur..haha...inda ba vera...cuma mau check out new update from you..hehe..]
Beck [I'm ready this time girl..spank me...or rutan pun buli juga..come on..rip my ass till it melt..rock on girl!]
Jerryster [ni mungkin peluang terakhir ko menjadi model untuk jiwa nurani sendiri..hehe..buat sehabis baik punya..hehe..)
XigorX [bro..this time sia harap yang betul2 rock punya la..hehe..tapi kalu salah trip..jadi horny inda apa ba'h'...]
Andrik [alala...mengacau ka..busy lagi ko exam kan...ok ok..inda apa..kalu sudi beri yang terbaik..putus tak bisa di sambung..kusut tak terhurai...hilang tak bisa di ganti....huhu..]
Reno [ko ingat ko lepas suda kenen..haha...sia inda pecaya la kalo tiba-tiba pic son goku yang ko kasi keluar..haha..tp kalo begitu la resemblance kamu..buli pakai juga..hehe..]

Sempena menjelang hari krimas yang semakin hampir..mari la kita bermaaf-maafan..hehe...salah silap budi pekerti sila ampunkan...makan minum yang belum kena bayar balik..sila halalkan.huhu....cheers and thanks!

*Count how many pictures were actually taken in the making... (but ended up only one picture for release)

Mr. No Name

As expected, we had a BBQ last night! I missed BBQ and it was great that we did it last night..again I was filled and bloated with chicken wings, some hot dog..and beers! I was totally weak last night..the fact that we started BBQ at 7 pm didn't really able to help my mood..I wanted to eat more and drink but my body didn't respond well to that...So once I finished BBQ'ing few chicken wings (2 to 4 batches of BBQ'ing..solely for QA'ing the taste and heat)..I then started enjoying those chicken wings I've just BBQ'ed...eat and eat..I think I ate around 5 pieces then stop...couple of minutes later...start your engine! Nuh....we started drinking..it was around 10 minutes before 8 pm... so from that time onwards..me, Mr. Jew, Mr. Jabian and girlfriend were sitting under the house's porch chatting, BBQ'ing and drinking..after few cans of beers and finished BBQ'ing those foods..we moved inside...chat and drink..I was a little bit quiet and passive last night..as I mentioned earlier..my body didn't respond well enough to my request....I just sat there, ate another few wings alternately and drank my beer... because I sat opposite the main door..which was opened...I saw a dog sniffing and wandering..I thought a stray dog..but his ears caught my attention..so I went out la...just to check out..Nice and cute dog!!..his ears caught me again and I was so tempted to touch him..I'm an animal lover ba..he.he..the dog's fur and skin were clean and his ears were big..but where was his tag???I called him and he approached me without hesitation..wow....so I touched and checked..perhaps he has any injuries..none..I saw a tag's mark on his neck..you know la kan..ada bekas ba di leher anjing kalu yang pakai atau ada tag (license)..presumably, the dog was lost..but again he may be left behind by somebody..by his own owner ka....because it is not easy for the tag to be opened by himself..or to be broken..because he was quite clean..I took him inside..and gave him food..wings and hot dogs..played with him..he was kind enough though..he saw me eating but he didn't try to reach for my food..instead he sat there and waited for me....so because of his well behaviour..I granted him few more of hot dogs...me and Mr.Jew thought of taking him into our care....and we decided to let him make his decision by letting the gate's door open..so if he comes again and stay in..we might have a reason to assume he needs us...so we left him wandering around the house..played with Biggy..(this was hilarious..both of them trying to rape each other...male and male?..waahaha...)..after couple of hours..he was still wandering outside...inside the house then after that we didn't see his presence anymore...as for me..I pity the dog..because it looked like he cried earlier..his eyes were red..there was a wet spot just under his eyes...he seemed lost..and am really hope he managed to go home..or somebody else can take him into their care..before real owner (if exist) looking for him...sorry dog..we have to let you go...pics were taken using my mobile...

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